I knew nobody liked my sad booty. Oh well I just wasn’t blessed in that department.

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"I’ll always be awake for you."

6 word story for anyone who wants someone to talk to at night. (via ofthen)

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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I was seriously looking forward to staying in the hotel and I’m not anymore :( well at least I’m still going both days

I thought packing would be more fun 😩 thank goodness I made my handy dandy checklist lol 📋✔️👌#lbpsyclone #cantwait

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I thought packing would be more fun 😩 thank goodness I made my handy dandy checklist lol 📋✔️👌#lbpsyclone #cantwait

:D can’t even wait for tomorrow!!!

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:D can’t even wait for tomorrow!!!

fabulous--suicide:
please tell me you are single

Been single for 2 months now

2am, I want someone to cuddle with but it’s ok I guess. I’ll just wrap my fat thighs around a pillow and call it a night.